Self-publicist howto
1. Get your photo published, including on the Web.
2. The photo should be unusual in some way:
Use a prop such as a cigar and an arrogant, ‘don’t mess with me’- stare (David Bullard)
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Clive Simpkins doing the stare (not as convincingly)
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Clive Simpkins posing
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Or use an unusual angle, with a glimpse of your palace in a gholfing estate in the background (Dan Roodt).
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3. Write something really contemptuous about some group you hope won’t do anything back.
Loved this post, hilarious!
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Comment by жирная пицца — 24 November 2008 @ 2:26 pm